Friday, July 27, 2007

You might be a redneck if...

A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...



You carry your front porch with you...


You need fashion tips from your husband...


This guy looks a little Kingdavidish to me!



You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...
(and your fiancé looks like she is 12)




Your wedding picture looked like this.



And your wedding cake looked like this...




Your mailbox looks like this...


Your doghouse looks like this...


Your pickup looks like this...



You have a deer's butt for a door bell...



You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...




Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying...



"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved package, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting: "GERONIMO!"

3 comments:

Kev said...

I like the door bell the best!!!

Bill Graver said...

Hilarious!
My two favorites are the wedding garb and the lady who gets dressed up to go to Wal Mart.

Gabrielle Eden said...

I like the door bell the best too!