Friday, November 30, 2007

Polish Joke

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.

What makes you think that? I got proof.

What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:



“Polish Remover”

4 comments:

Scott Bonnell said...

Or you could mail a gift? Up to you.

take care

Gabrielle Eden said...

Thanks, Scott.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I resemble that joke. I'm of 100% Polish stock.

Haven't decided if I want to go back to Nye's for my birthday this year. I'll see what MM wants to do and let you know if we're planning a get-together.

KD

Gabrielle Eden said...

Sounds good KD. We can discuss some of that stuff about being a "good" Christian.