Dear God, please send us global warming that would at last warm our area. We have had nothing but the chills for longer than half a year now. We have heard of global warming, as there is this guy named Al who made a movie about it, but we don't know what it is. It sounds wonderful and we would like to have it.
Thank you Lord. As always, not our will, but yours be done. Amen.
(I know, you thought it was going to be a prayer against global warming.)