Saturday, October 11, 2008

Mergers

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008:



1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge to become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.



2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become Poly, Warner, Cracker.



3. 3M will merge with Good Year and become MMMGood.



4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa



5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become FedUP.



6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild.



7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.



8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become Knott NOW!



And finally....



9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name Titty Titty Bang Bang.

2 comments:

billgraver said...

That's hilarious!
I like the Fedex one

Gabrielle Eden said...

I like Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.