According to a recent study in Sweden, the heat generated by the bodies of humans on earth could be contributing to global warming more than any other factor on earth. Thus, the only solution may be to reduce the number of humans in some kind of mass genocide - to save mother earth.
This is my own Onion style made up news.
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Are the authors of the study offering to go first?
Then we can measure the results…
Ha ha!
In a pleasant daydream, I'm seeing the global warming community having a summit on Pike's peak in Colorado. Then to save the earth, they join hands and move as a herd like lemmings toward the ledge!
Funny guitarman!
Either that, or forced Beano consumption; cut down on all those gases being emitted.
I was waiting for the KD take on this!
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