Pet Python Story by The Onion - for KD

Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python
KD is Kingdavid - coauthor of Grumpy Old Men, The Prequel. He had his own blog for eons, and loves to post about animals killing people when people are incredibly stupid - and trust them when they shouldn't. I love animals, but not like this!