George Carlin, "Redundant Piles Of Protoplasm"

This man was too too funny--excerpt from one of his stand-up gigs..... "This country is big-time pig time. Forget the bald eagle. Do you know what the national emblem of this country ought to be? A big bowl of macaroni and cheese. A BIG BOWL. Because everything in this country is king size. King size, extra large and SUPER JUMBO. Especially fucking people! Have you seen some of the people in this country? Have you taken a good look at some of these big, fat motherfuckers walking around? Big, fat motherfuckers. Oh, my God. Huge piles of redundant protoplasm lumbering through the malls like a fleet of interstate buses."