Saturday, December 11, 2010

Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota

Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota:

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through

18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will
swim by,
You might live in Minnesota


If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights

each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,

You might live in Minnesota


If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",

You might live in Minnesota


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,

You might live in Minnesota


If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,

You might live in Minnesota


If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of
his forehead,
You might live in Minnesota


If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

You might live in Minnesota


If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,

You might live in Minnesota


If you know how to say...Wayzata. ..Mahtomedi. .Cloquet
. Edina ..and Shakopee,
You might live in Minnesota


If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,

Y
ou might live in Minnesota

If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend,

You might live in Minnesota


If you measure distance in hours,

You might live in Minnesota


If you know several people, who have hit deer more than once,

You might live in Minnesota


If you often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,

You might live in Minnesota


If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow

during a raging blizzard without flinching,

You might live in Minnesota


If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,

You might live in Minnesota


If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked,
You might live in Minnesota


If you think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison,

You might live in Minnesota


If you carry jumper cables in your car,
and your girlfriend knows how to use them,
You might live in Minnesota


If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm
at any given time,
You might live in Minnesota


If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,

You might live in Minnesota


If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, (my favorite--this is so true for me--Jeff B.)

You might live in Minnesota


If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
and of course, road construction,
You might live in Minnesota


If you can identify a southern or eastern accent,

You might live in Minnesota


If your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next to your blue spruce,

You might live in Minnesota


If "Down South" to you means Iowa,

You might live in Minnesota


If you know "a brat" is something you eat,

You might live in Minnesota


If you find -10 degrees "a little chilly",

You might live in Minnesota


If you actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Minnesota friends,

You might live in Minnesota

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